Drinking Copious Amounts of Coffee

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job

05-23-13 ♥ 45042 via → justbecausemydear source: indoxyl

ofdarklands:

absens:

shavingryansprivates:

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE

05-23-13 ♥ 225231 via → swingsetindecember source: 4gifs

ladyjeyne:

it’s literally 8:30 at night

go home sky you’re drunk

05-23-13 ♥ 3 via → ladyjeyne source: ladyjeyne

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute

05-23-13 ♥ 19579 via → olivia-wears-glasses source: ifyoucarryonthisway

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

05-23-13 ♥ 10302 via → olivia-wears-glasses source: leonardsmccoy

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again.

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

05-23-13 ♥ 163021 via → olivia-wears-glasses source: nickmoorexvx

ismilebecausithinkofyou:

superwholockian-writer:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

Walking into school:

Logging into tumblr:

#this is too accurate

so true

05-23-13 ♥ 35326 via → justbecausemydear source: misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

05-23-13 ♥ 91367 via → kierenwalkerxo source: dreamboatsandtrenchcoats

milleniumbeat:

[Omega Commentary]

Christian Taylor:This actor, as we all know Dylan, is effortlessly talented. It’s incredible.

Jeff Davis: Yeah, it’s kind of amazing finding an actor like Dylan—

Christian Taylor: Oh look, look, wait, look at his head! If you see on his forehead, he actually—

Jeff: if you rewind back [both laughs] you’ll see a mark on his forehead, what did he do?

Christian: He got hit by…

Jeff: He walked right into a camera.

05-23-13 ♥ 1406 via → sidekickinit source: milleniumbeat

are we just going to ignore the fact that the king of sweden is fucking hilarious

vanehwasreal:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

vanehwasreal:

i mean what

what the fuck

gustav no

stop it

gustav please

yOU MADE MY POST BETTER

05-23-13 ♥ 114467 via → billtheradish source: vanehwasreal

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

05-23-13 ♥ 25992 via → moriarty-sonicked-me source: beyonces-butt

mysuperorange:

THE BEST OF LOTR COMMENTARIES

05-23-13 ♥ 16438 via → numenorss source: mcavoys

walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

05-23-13 ♥ 117112 via → fearisforthewinter source: tobiasfunkey

meladoodle:

hotanimegirl:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

05-23-13 ♥ 115187 via → mclennons source: hotanimegirl

grymshaw:

i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok

05-23-13 ♥ 75009 via → olivia-wears-glasses source: jeremyfuckyourenner

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